Guys, I've got to a take a back seat to this one.

I've seen global warming deniers, even holocaust deniers, but folks, I thought we were all on the same page when it came to photosynthesis. Well, I'm sorry. I wish I could say this is was my idea but I've been beat to the punch.

Read? I'll just take your word for it; besides, I've burned all my books.

That's right Bubba, trees emit CO2, not oxygen like those lying teachers taught us back in grade school. Come to think about it, teachers are socialists aren't they? Ever met a socialist you could trust?

Here's what we gotta do folks, KILL THE TREES BEFORE THEY KILL US!

Just to think, we let our children plant those polluters in our yard, some even lived in our homes.